Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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