the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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