my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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