well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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