Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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