Sry I called you an 8
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
