At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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