I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's never too late to be topless.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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