we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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