This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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