im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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