What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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