I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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