4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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