Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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