You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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