so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I bet he comes in French.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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