I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I still have a little drunk in my system
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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