It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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