Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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