so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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