using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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