yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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