: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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