i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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