Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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