he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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