i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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