so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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