Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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