Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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