The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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