U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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