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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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