This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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