And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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