We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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