in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
