Pants 0. Shit 1.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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