jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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