normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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