yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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