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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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