If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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