But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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