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no more hot dogs for you........

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fine no more vajj for you

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(207): View more from Maine

life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages

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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it

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(307): View more from Wyoming

mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.

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(305): View more from Florida

nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.

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You just missed an honest to god bukkake

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(334): View more from Alabama

How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?

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