Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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