Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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