new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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