Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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