I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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