Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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