Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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