suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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