Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Randomize
