Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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